Sunday, November 16, 2008

Coaches are useless, Part XXVIII

We see so many examples in the media of "great coaches" being portrayed as gods that we hardly ever stop to question said portrayals. Don't get me wrong; when I was growing up I thought Joe Torre had power and intuition that would even make my third-grade homeroom teacher quiver (and trust me, she could have shaped up Eric Cartman in eight seconds flat). But of course, that was back when I was like seven, and (despite what my friends will say) I've learned a little since then. For instance, one trend that I've noticed over the last few years is that highly-regarded college coaches seem to have no control over their team's fortunes.

Exhibit A, football style:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=283200130

aaaaaand Exhibit B, basketball style:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=283190096

Michigan hires a high-profile head coach from a more successful and less well-known team to turn the program around after an, um, "up-and-down" 2007 season...and he proceeds to preside over the worst Wolverine team in 129 years. Kentucky fires its consisent-yet-unspectacular head coach after his ninth straight year without a Final Four appearance (like going to three Elite Eights in that span was just nothing), hires a high-profile coach from a more successful and less well-known team...and they lose back-to-back season openers to like freshmen intramural teams. Maybe you guys should have focused more on the actual players, hmm?

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