I'm serious! For 167 of the 168 hours during the last week, I was laying in a hammock in front of my TV on the beach in my dorm room, reminiscent of those Corona beer commercials. I had all of my food brought to me on a silver platter, slept fourteen hours a day, and downed an average of five beers an hour (giving me a VORD (Value Over Replacement Drinker) of 47.2, which easily exceeds the previous record of 29.4 held by J.J. Reddick and Guillermo Mota). I think I might have eased myself out of my beer/relaxation coma for like 20 minutes to study for my final exams and unpack my room, but I don't really even remember that.
But anyway. The relaxation is over, and I'm set to return to my regularly scheduled posting. Look forward to many Juan Pierre and Eric Milton posts in the near future.
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Who ever said college was about academics!?!
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