The Dodgers don't not have a win-loss record that isn't not the best in the majors

That's right; a quadruple-negative. Take that, grammar police!

Also: Brad Ausmus, Juan Pierre, Mark Loretta, and Juan Castro have thus far combined for a .392 batting average in 79 atbats. I know that BA is very misleading and not a very good stat to measure hitters by, but...Brad Ausmus, Juan Pierre, Mark Loretta, Juan Castro: .392. Three. Ninety. Two. From four replacement-level hitters, two of which (Ausmus and Castro) are probably only still in the majors because of their defensive abilities. With all four of them in the lineup today, the Dodgers scored 7 runs after combining for 3 in the previous two games, when they used all of their "good" hitters.

I guess what I'm saying is, I am thoroughly convinced that Pierre and Castro will combine for 5 home runs in a game sometime this year, so make sure to watch every Dodger game to keep from missing it.