I hate it when the Dodgers get off to a slow start

Not just because I'm a fan, but because I just know that if they start like 4-6 then the mainstream media will jump all over them and call them the biggest busts in the history of busting busts that bust a lot, where in reality it's been two fucking weeks and they have an entire season to turn things around. I've said it for 119 consecutive seasons, and I'll say it again: call me if they're still a .400 team in mid-May.