See?

[Desperately heaving for breath] I told you, didn't I? UCLA was a smart pick for the Elite Eight. There was absolutely no doubt in my mind [chest pounding, entire face turning dark red] that they were going to beat VCU. So many people were picking against them, but UCLA stayed completely even-keeled and had the game the whole way [frantically swallowing sedatives at an extremely dangerous rate]. The mainstream media, pretty much all of whom picked the Rams over the Bruins, can take that "upset" and shove it up their...[passes out due to exhaustion/anxiety/overdose of calm-down pills, awakens hours later in a daze and begins questioning Ben Howland's in-game offensive coaching].